1st Annual Strand Sucks Photo Caption Contest

We're giving the New Yorker a run for their filthy liberal money on this one. Here's how the contest works:

Look at the (very) poorly photoshopped picture below. Stare at it for at least twelve minutes-- really take it all in. Then, when you inevitably think up something that's actually halfway funny or cruel, write it down on a piece of paper. Then take that piece of paper, walk it up to the 3rd floor of the Strand, and staple it to Nancy's face.

Contest open to all; entries must be attached by December 31st.