It's the Most Wonderful Time

You'll be happy to know that the Strand Bookstore (www.strandbooks.com) is offering a delectable holiday treat! No, not sodomy-- a radio reading of Dave Egger's Christmas classic "A Christmas Carol" by NYC's finest radio personalities you've never heard of!

However, WNYC has issued a subtle, yet significant warning-- if your radio broadcasts a slight fuzzy sound, do not be alarmed-- that is merely the souls of a thousand babies being absorbed through Nancy's pores for energy. The store doesn't run on Modest Mouse records, you dumb indie fucks.