"I'm looking for a.....hey!...Hey!!...a..book about...it's like...dolphins???!!! Dammit! Dammit!"
(employee Five)

This would be funny if it hadn't happened to me yesterday. I'm not sure exactly what it is about the combination of retail and the birth of Jesus that's so awful, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with talking to people and having rad dinosaurs on your shirt.