Friday, December 17, 2004

New Plan:

Buy "Take Five" scratchers from the deli on 13th & 4th on my lunchbreaks, win the $5,555 jackpot, do pantless victory laps up and down the stairs of the Strand. Quit job and retire in style.

Tonight's results: free ticket

Year-to-date earnings: -$6.00, or approximately one hour of my life (street value)

Newer plan: Hide cell-phone from self, drink 12 beers, call it a night.


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