Sunday, January 09, 2005

I Need a Girlfriend

If you guys start donating nickels and dimes, I think I can start running Completely Nonsensical Political Attack Ads on television.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you could start by drinking less.

12:09 pm  
Blogger heather chandler said...

never ever drink less

12:39 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I wasn't already betrothed, I'd be your wife, or at least apply for the position.

1:49 am  
Blogger TheDukeofNewYork said...

I m a dude, dude, but I'll be your wife. You can be top and everything. But you will have to share your booze with me.

7:58 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you could ALL drink more, die of liver cancer, and force the store out of business. i can see Dateline now.

11:36 am  
Blogger ereshkigal said...

How old are you? I've sworn an oath to my cow-workers that I won't go below 30 anymore. OK. Maybe a very mature 25. Leave a hot post on my blog.

12:50 pm  

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