I Need a Girlfriend
If you guys start donating nickels and dimes, I think I can start running Completely Nonsensical Political Attack Ads on television.
posted by K-Smack at 3:59 am
Sunday, January 09, 2005
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This webpage is a tribute to the Strand Bookstore and all the men and women who have been crushed under its jack-booted heel.
If you are one of these people, however, chances are that I hate you too.
Got a Strand story I don't? Most likely. Email me at strandsucks@yahoo.com with rumors, gossip, half-truths, and general cynicism.
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4 Comments:
you could start by drinking less.
If I wasn't already betrothed, I'd be your wife, or at least apply for the position.
you could ALL drink more, die of liver cancer, and force the store out of business. i can see Dateline now.
How old are you? I've sworn an oath to my cow-workers that I won't go below 30 anymore. OK. Maybe a very mature 25. Leave a hot post on my blog.
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